Haha. That made my day. Well done.
Yeah, calling him a virgin, real original.
On Oct 26, 2007, at 6:39 AM, hard off wrote:
i went to the [pool] last week, and met this zexy girl, she was a real GEM - a totally rradical chick.
We started to [swap] some glances, and not being one to do anything [unauthorized], i asked her, "hey, do you want to [route]?"
..she said "sorry it's that [time] of the month"
and i said, "hey, don't worry, i can part your red sea like [moses]"
..she gave me a [stripnote], so i pulled down her panties, opened her [spigot], and then after a bit of a [delay] we got [hip~] to [hip~] and had a good ol' fashioned [bang] .
after several minutes with our bodies in a tight [wrap~], she asked to [change] positions, so i took out my [vslider] from her [openpanel] and put her on the kitchen [table].
she was ready to [receive] my [pipe] again. so i thrust my [outlet] into her [inlet], stopping occasionally to [switch~] positions, [until] finally she let out a loud [noise~] and i shot my [loadbang].
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