Haha. That made my day. Well done.
Yeah, calling him a virgin, real original.
i went to the [pool] last week, and met this zexy girl, she was a
real GEM - a totally rradical chick.
We started to [swap] some glances, and not being one to do anything
[unauthorized], i asked her, "hey, do you want to [route]?"
..she said "sorry it's that [time] of the month"
and i said, "hey, don't worry, i can part your red sea like [moses]"
..she gave me a [stripnote], so i pulled down her panties, opened her
[spigot], and then after a bit of a [delay] we got [hip~] to [hip~]
and had a good ol' fashioned [bang] .
after several minutes with our bodies in a tight [wrap~], she asked
to [change] positions, so i took out my [vslider] from her [openpanel]
and put her on the kitchen [table].
she was ready to [receive] my [pipe] again. so i thrust my [outlet]
into her [inlet], stopping occasionally to [switch~] positions,
[until] finally she let out a loud [noise~] and i shot my [loadbang].
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